The Scarifyers: The Temple of Kurpannga

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about

Harry Crow is feeding the ducks when he’s interrupted by the most boring archaeologist in the world, Michael Doyle. Despite his deeply forgettable face Doyle has been cursed to transform into Kurpannga, the Devil Dingo, awful Harbinger of the Apocalypse.

The transformation is almost certainly unstoppable – but also very, very slow. Crow and Dunning have just twelve months to reverse the curse and save the world. They must journey into the Dreamtime, confront the Ancient Ones and visit the terrifying and badly-lit Temple of Kurpannga, stopping only for a couple of pints at the Chandos.

Reality bends, trousers disappear and the world definitely starts to end a bit, in the hilarious new high stakes Scarifyers adventure that is THE TEMPLE OF KURPANNGA.

A Scarifyers audiobook, performed by Dan Starkey.

All profits from sales of this audiobook will be donated to the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity and Denville Hall, in memory of David Warner.

99 minutes.

credits

released August 31, 2022

Read by DAN STARKEY
Written by STEPHEN KEYWORTH
Script-edited by PAUL MORRIS
Sound design by RICHARD FOX
Music by EVELYN SYKES
Design and artwork by MATTHEW DOW SMITH
Produced by SIMON BARNARD

A BAFFLEGAB PRODUCTION, 2022