The Scarifyers: The Gnomes of Death

by Bafflegab Productions

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    When MI:13’s mortuary begins filling up with the disembodied feet of gardening enthusiasts, Harry Crow (David Warner) and Professor Dunning (Terry Molloy) are plunged into a sinister world of garden allotments, topiary fowl and gaudy garden ornaments.

    When the landlord of Harry’s local, the Six Bells, is also found minus his snakeskin brothel creepers (and their contents), Crow and Dunning are plunged into a more sinister world still - of Morris dancers, exceptionally strong ale and all-powerful ancient Indian deities.

    What is the dark secret of the Six Bells privy? Are the Beer and Real Ale Association merely hirsute eccentrics, or something else? And what is the real purpose of Morris dancing?

    Crow and Dunning discover that horticulture can be a dangerous business, as they find themselves pitted against their shortest foes yet… the Gnomes of Death.

    2 x CD

    Includes digital pre-order of The Scarifyers: The Gnomes of Death. You get 1 track now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it's released.
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    shipping out on or around June 30, 2017

      £11.99 GBP

     

  • Streaming + Download

    Pre-order of The Scarifyers: The Gnomes of Death. You get 1 track now (streaming via the free Bandcamp app and also available as a high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more), plus the complete album the moment it's released.
    releases June 30, 2017

      £8.99 GBP

     

  • Full Digital Discography

      £79.14 GBP (50% OFF)

     

1.
Trouble at the allotment
2.
05:59
3.
The Six Bells
4.
A fine bush
5.
A requiem for Ron
6.
I need a drink
7.
Hair of the dog
8.
Bow potteries
9.
The Mile End Morris
10.
Kelley's alibi
11.
An unexpected visitor
12.
The Queen's Conjurer
13.
Gnomes in the playground
14.
Leave my beard alone
15.
Crow takes the stump
16.
Are you pissed?
17.
Raktavija!
18.
A question of footwork
19.
The Dance of Kali
20.
Earl Grey it is

credits

releases June 30, 2017

CAST
David Warner as Harry Crow
Terry Molloy as Professor Dunning
Matthew Holness as Thomas Kelley
Ewan Bailey as Arachius Fitch
David Benson as Alexander Caulfield-Browne
Lizzie Roper as Ettie
Phil Rose as Bunny Cheesewright
Stuart Silver as Doctor Slither
Lucy Scott as Ethel
Other roles played by members of the cast

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